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2008-12-31T23:02:00.000-08:00

IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE. =3 Ja.. Nothing much to update on. Christmas was boring. I got an iPod nano, an iTunes giftcard, a Walmart gift card, a guitar, and ACCF. But it certainly wasn't something to blog about, really. And I didn't take much pictures, either. >.>

Just another half hour or so (if mah math was right) 'till 2009 over here. =3 Until then, my AIM friends on teh East Coast are IN TEH FUTURE. Thanks to Jill for pointing that out. =3

In the meantime.. Time for a lesson in sex education from Smosh and I Set My Friends On Fire. =3

The History Of ACC Pt. 1 :3 (Slightly fucked-up and demented, I must say)

2008-12-24T18:25:00.000-08:00

Ok.. For those that don't know what the hell this so-called "ACC" is that I speak of, it's a forum site for the popular video game "Animal Crossing." It's a pretty huge site, actually. It's basically sort of like the Game FAQs forums. We all know how those are. =.= A link to ACC.. I recommend you check around, and maybe even sign up for an account yourself if you want to really get this story. :3

Once upon a time, there was a 17 year old who was his parent's "little mistake." He was forced away in to the basement. There, he lived a cold and lonely life, with nothing but a crappy old Mac computer, a black and white TV, a shitty Gamecube, and an old matress on which he "slept" on. Then, one freezing cold Christmas morning, he sat curled up on his matress, shivering. He had never had a Christmas in his twisted, fucked-up, and ruined childhood. That's when.. "BANG!" Out of nowhere, a copy of some Gamecube game called "Animal Crossing" hit him in the head. He ran over and popped it in his Gamecube. "This seems like the perfect game for me!" Then... The addiction started. =O
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I stopped writing, ja. You'll have to wait for Pt. 2, Ja. :3

ZOHMYGOSHNESS IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE! :DD

2008-12-24T17:59:00.000-08:00

Yuppers.. Merry Christmas Eve everyone. :D I've noticed something.. Everyone on ACC is slightly obsessed with Christmas. =.= I can't even go on the OT Board without seeing threads.. "CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN!" "what r u getting for xmas?" "WHAT'S ON UR XMAS LIST?!" "What are you favorite Christmas songs? :D" Or.. "do u belive in santa clause?" =.= It's quite annoying. D:< Soo.. Yeah. I really don't have much to say. o_O AH, I REMEMBER NOW.. Me and my friend Kayla had quite an interesting encounter with this Santa chat robot thing on forumwarz.. Which is an RPG about the internet. Quite hard to explain, really. I'll simply copy and paste the WHOLE ('cause I'm cool like that) AIM conversation me and my friends had about our disturbing encounter with this freaky Santa.. Creature thing. O.O

nothingsong316 (4:34:16 PM): MWHAHAHAH

Vertige97 (4:34:25 PM): haha

nothingsong316 (4:34:26 PM): SANTA IS IN MY STALK LIST

Vertige97 (4:34:26 PM): oh wow

Vertige97 (4:34:30 PM): @_________@

Vertige97 (4:34:34 PM): how'd you get that?!

nothingsong316 (4:34:49 PM): ..Go to the forumwarz homepagee

nothingsong316 (4:34:51 PM): *page

Vertige97 (4:34:53 PM): okay then xD

nothingsong316 (4:34:54 PM): You should see the banner

nothingsong316 (4:35:16 PM): *goes to take screenshot in case you can't see it * XD

Vertige97 (4:35:27 PM): I dun see it

Vertige97 (4:35:36 PM): OH WAIT

Vertige97 (4:35:38 PM): now I do 8D

nothingsong316 (4:35:49 PM): YAY

Vertige97 (4:35:58 PM): oh lovely, it says "horny santa" O.O

nothingsong316 (4:36:07 PM): ... LIKE YOU SAID THE OTHER NIGHT

Vertige97 (4:36:32 PM): I TOLD YOU

Vertige97 (4:36:36 PM): IT'S TRUE

nothingsong316 (4:36:43 PM): "HORNY SANTA is jingling his bells" O.O

nothingsong316 (4:36:49 PM): MWHAHAH

nothingsong316 (4:36:52 PM): THIS IS LIKE SANTABOT XDDDD

Vertige97 (4:37:03 PM): ONLY WORSE

nothingsong316 (4:37:27 PM): WOAH WTF

nothingsong316 (4:37:31 PM): "Let me fill you in. FarryWings8, a sweet little girl, saw me douse my erect penis in a glass of milk last Christmas."

nothingsong316 (4:37:31 PM): O.O

Vertige97 (4:37:32 PM): OH MY FUCKING GOD

Vertige97 (4:37:34 PM): Let me fill you in. FarryWings8, a sweet little girl, saw me douse my erect penis in a glass of milk last Christmas.

Vertige97 (4:37:35 PM): YEAH

Vertige97 (4:37:39 PM): xDDDd

Vertige97 (4:37:42 PM): *D

Vertige97 (4:37:51 PM): I love how we posted that at like, the same time

nothingsong316 (4:38:56 PM): mwahahah... "This is really fucking up my childhood you know."

Vertige97 (4:39:10 PM): THIS CONVERSATION IS SO DISTURBING

Vertige97 (4:39:12 PM): xDDDDD

nothingsong316 (4:39:14 PM): indeed

nothingsong316 (4:39:54 PM): mwhahah, I also have SIMS 2!! 8D

Vertige97 (4:39:59 PM): Let’s put it this way: I don’t like to brag, but there’s a reason that little girl was horrified. Santa’s got a HUGE dick.

nothingsong316 (4:40:05 PM): O.O

Vertige97 (4:40:24 PM): that was uh, lovely?

Vertige97 (4:40:40 PM): OMG

Vertige97 (4:40:49 PM): I JUST REALIZED THAT IT'S "sTalk"

Vertige97 (4:40:51 PM): Like, Stalk

nothingsong316 (4:40:59 PM): .. NO FUCKING DUH XDDDD

nothingsong316 (4:41:17 PM): HOLY FUCK

nothingsong316 (4:41:23 PM): Fuckity fuck fuck. Mmm…I love to fuck! Ho, ho, ho!

Vertige97 (4:41:23 PM): wut

Vertige97 (4:41:26 PM): haha

nothingsong316 (4:41:27 PM): O.O

Vertige97 (4:41:31 PM): he said that to me too. @_@

nothingsong316 (4:41:38 PM): I WILL NEVER LOOK AT SANTA THE SAME WAY AGAIN

Vertige97 (4:41:59 PM): ... @____@

Vertige97 (4:42:20 PM): what is your username?

nothingsong316 (4:42:26 PM): blairepwns666

Vertige97 (4:42:53 PM): *sent you a message*

nothingsong316 (4:42:58 PM): o:

nothingsong316 (4:43:01 PM): holy crap

Vertige97 (4:43:13 PM): wut

nothingsong316 (4:43:14 PM): Did you get the letter thing from Santa? O.O

Vertige97 (4:43:19 PM): yes...

nothingsong316 (4:43:21 PM): YAYZ

nothingsong316 (4:43:24 PM): I GOT UR MESSGAE

Vertige97 (4:43:40 PM): wewt

nothingsong316 (4:43:59 PM): I replied :3

Vertige97 (4:44:11 PM): *goes to read it*

nothingsong316 (4:44:18 PM): WOAH WTF

nothingsong316 (4:44:22 PM): THE SANTA THING

nothingsong316 (4:44:27 PM): .. THAT HAS FUCKED UP MY CHILDHOOD

nothingsong316 (4:44:29 PM): O.O

Vertige97 (4:44:54 PM): haha

Vertige97 (4:44:55 PM): wow

nothingsong316 (4:45:10 PM): *wish I hadn't listened to that*

Vertige97 (4:45:44 PM): same... @_@

nothingsong316 (4:45:58 PM): This game is fucking disturbing.. BUT THAT'S TEH POINT 8D

nothingsong316 (4:46:06 PM): The internet is disturbing in itself

Vertige97 (4:46:19 PM): haha

Vertige97 (4:46:19 PM): \yeah

Vertige97 (4:46:22 PM): this game is like, Meebo and ACC combined

Vertige97 (4:46:24 PM): *no slash

nothingsong316 (4:46:30 PM): YEAH 8DDD

nothingsong316 (4:46:56 PM): holy shit

Vertige97 (4:47:05 PM): wut

nothingsong316 (4:47:08 PM): I was looking at Santa's sTalk profile thing..

nothingsong316 (4:47:15 PM): "I love sneaking into your houses and leaving “presents” for your children. "

Vertige97 (4:47:25 PM): oh my God...

nothingsong316 (4:47:27 PM): O.O

Vertige97 (4:47:28 PM): >.<

nothingsong316 (4:47:34 PM): AND HIS INTERESTS...

nothingsong316 (4:47:38 PM): "children, presents, giving children presents, knowing when you're asleep, kissing your mother, stockings, milk-fucking, tiny little elf-mouths"

.. Yes, quite disturbing, I know... *cringe* Link to forumwarz, if you dare to check it out o_e.

Well.. Guess that's it for now.. Just remember.. Stay in bed on Christmas Eve.. *cough hack cough*

Eh... falls asleep at keyboard

2008-12-22T19:36:00.000-08:00

Meh, didn't do anything really worth blogging about today.. XD I did however, go to Mcdonald's, give my friend the password to a random AIM account I made and spammed the hell out of my friend for fun just to have the friend find us out, play Pokemon Diamond until my fingers hurt, eat a Hot pocket, watch TV (as usual), and got in debates with friends on AIM over who looks hot and who doesn't. O_O Nothing very interesting.. =3

I also managed to pwn the hell out of the first gym leader in Pokemon, and get my Chimchar to level up, and GET MAH VERY FIRST BADGE! 8DDD So excited I was... It only took me two times 'till I finally pwned her! D< And tommorow mah friend Jill is handing me over some Pichus. =3 Well, just one, if I remember right..Ah well. As long as I have a Pichu, I'll be fine. D< [/Pokemongeek] She supposedly had 60 Pichus with her. Much like those ladies on TV who have a ton of cats and don't take care of them so they end up getting hauled away by animal control! 8D Except for.. Just a bit.. Um, different.. XD

I can't believe it's two days 'till Christmas... It got here much faster then I expected! O_O Usually Christmas seems to come slow for me, but this year it seems to have come pretty fast... The only problem is, our house isn't decorated at all on the outside! x_x No pretty lights, inflatable Santas, or plastic candy canes like we have pretty much every year! ;~; However, my Mom has decorated most of the inside of the house with Christmas crap.. I woke up this morning to see she had strung lights up all around the shelfs in the living room! 8D I do, however, wonder why she didn't put them up outside... Her excuse was she was afraid of climbing up ladders. Typical. XD

And, we've been baking all kinds of yummeh cookies! 8D Like, those little jelly-filled circle-shaped things, and today we made oatmeal cookies.. =3

At around 9 PM last night, I managed to pass out on my bed after getting no sleep at all the night before. I woke up at like, 2 AM to find it was windy as hell and pouring rain. I fell back asleep, and woke up around an hour later and it was snowing. O_O At first I thought maybe I was dreamin' or something.. It just seemed so weird, 'cause the sky was all weird and what not. Turns out, I wasn't! 8D It's completey melted and gone now (Thanks alot, evil sun D:<), but right after the sun rose, I managed to get a nice video of it! :D

Yay for snow! <3 I never got around to actually going outside and pelting a few random snowballs at crap in our yard... ;~; I did, however, get around to spending my day eating and using the computer, blabbing on AIM and lurking on a kid's forum site about a kid's video game. =3 All I know is after Christmas I'll probably be quite busy. *shifty* But for now, all I'll be doing to waste the time is sit around on the computer and take 5-hour long naps! 8DD

Well.. Don't know what else to say now. @^@ I'll prolly make sure to take lots of pics of Christmas and stuff and stick 'em up here for the heck of it. =3 I'ma gonna head out for now. o:

Hmm...

2008-12-21T18:33:00.000-08:00

Well, I dunno what to blog about, really.. I'll probably come up with something sooner or later.... Seeing as I have the whole week off on break, along with mah best friend "Eeee". :D Maybe I'll get him to come up with some blogging ideas for me. D< Although, knowing him, it would probably be just Pokemon or sumthin'. Can't believe Christmas is this week! O: *sigh* Time goes by too fast. ;~; Well, since I'll be having time on my hands, you can expect me to blog 'bout sumthin' soon enough.. XD I'm out for now! D:

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The History Of ACC Pt. 1 :3 (Slightly fucked-up and demented, I must say)

ZOHMYGOSHNESS IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE! :DD

Eh... *falls asleep at keyboard*

Hmm...

Eh... falls asleep at keyboard